There lived a certain man in Russia a while ago
He was mean and wrong, in his team a band of crooks
Most people looked at him with terror and with fear
But to Putin the dick, he was such a lovely dear
He could bomb the towns like a monster
24 by 7 on hire
But he also was the kind of monster
Duma would desire
Hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey
Hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey
Hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey
Hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey
Hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey
There lived a certain man in Russia a while ago
He was mean and wrong, in his team a band of bros
Most people looked at him with terror and with fear
But to Putin the dick he was such a lovely dear
He could bomb the towns like a monster
24 by 7 on hire
But he also was the kind of monster
Duma would desire
Pri Pri Prigozhin
Darling of dear Putin
He was a bat that was out of hell
Pri Pri Prigozhin
Russia’s meanest war machine
It’s a miracle that he lived so long
He took what he wanted without any care
And dealt with bazookas and drones
From east to west, he was the real beast
But he shone brighter when he had a Ukrainian to shoot
For Putin, he was not just a tool
And we all know that Putin’s no fool
He believed he was a loyal soldier
Who could merely toe the line
Pri Pri Prigozhin
Darling of dear Putin
He was a bat that was out of hell
Pri Pri Prigozhin
Russia’s meanest war machine
It’s a miracle that he lived so long
But when his shooting and bombing
And his independent mind
Started to annoy the powerful few
Putin began to think on
How to control this man
Firmly and once and for all.
Hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey
Hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey
Hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey
Hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey
He must go, no other way thought Putin
But the Wagners roared, don’t you dare
Though he was bad, Putin was worse
That’s why the soldiers went with him.
One day then, Putin called him to a place
A venue of his choice
“We need to discuss” he kept saying
And he really came
Pri Pri Prigozhin
Darling of dear Putin
He was a bat that was out of hell
Pri Pri Prigozhin
Russia’s meanest war machine
It’s a miracle that he lived so long
Pri Pri Prigozhin
Darling of dear Putin
Putin always wanted just one thing
Pri Pri Prigozhin
Darling of dear Putin
And so they shot down the whole plane.
Oh, these Russians
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