Déjà vu

Déjà vu ignited the creative minds to coin new terms

Deja chu                              having seen this chu**** before

Deja brew                           slowly remembering things you did while drunk

The above two I received over whatsapp and other social media

Decided to compile a list

·         Deja who                             your feeling when someone meets you and asks you “guess who I am “

·         Deja kyun                            wondering how did you ever get into this shit in the first place

·         Deja drew                           sure you have seen that painting before, but …………

·         Deja moo                            compulsive image of a big fat cow when you look at some women

·         Deja woe                             impending sense of doom on seeing a person

·         Deja true                             on repeating a lie so often, even you are not sure anymore

·         Deja boo                              on approaching a podium

·         Deja shoo                            feeling of having kicked him/her out before

·         Deja new                             that feeling when you take the special crockery out once per year

·         Deja news                           when the evening news sounds all too familiar

·         Deja view                            when someone explains another one’s view as if it is his/her own

·         Deja mu(µ)                         while struggling with algebra

·         Deja phew                          recalling the last time you escaped this close