Congo wants to give me 20 million USD each week !
Rwanda chips in with 15 M USD
HM the queen insists on collecting the 500,000 pound sterling
Google is ready to deliver the phone that I won
Sierra Leone beseeches with a bag full of diamonds.
Blood or the other variety
Facebook lottery throws in another 10 M USD
Mercedes is not far behind either
Sensing all this I have
Mary hot and Bara the bitch
Assaulting me non-stop with their
O#f€r$$ of h@t $essIONs
So what stops me :/