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Friday, July 5, 2019

There are two kinds of people


Those who have seen this film and those who haven’t

😊


 My compilation of the two kinds of people in the world


One Kind
The other kind
Cry in films
Stay as stone
Bought Ulysses
Read Ulysses
Listened Bohemian Rhapsody
Not
Blocked Times of India
Read it
Play sports
Watch sports
Vote in elections
Armchair critic
Add (a little) water to scotch
Adds soda AND ice
Pink Floyd
Justin Bieber
David Attenborough
All others
R K Narayan
Chetan Bhagat
Who is Thanos?
Lives for MCU
Fry potatoes with skin
Without skin
Fan of Federer
Others
Enter the cinema hall 30 minutes before the show time
Walk in 5 minutes AFTER the film begins
Read news
Watch news
Samsung
Apple
Listen to understand
Listen to reply
Love dogs
Love people
Use bookmarker
Fold page corners
Books in physical form
e-books
Eat pizza and burger with hands
Use knife and fork
Stand normally when the cameraman says “cheese”
Tuck the tummy in
Red Bull is from a Gaiman novel
A drink
Watch films with subtitles
Struggle without
Play vinyl records
Mp3
Watch people in transit
Glued to the mobile

If you have more to contribute, the comments section is the best place.


15 comments:

  1. Love it! Too funny! I will think of some and add for sure.

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    1. Thanks And I am sure your additional material will be funnier

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    2. How do you know Krishnamoorthy?

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    3. What's the :) :) :) supposed to mean

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    4. Just enjoying your confusion. Shilpa connected us as Ashwini was (probably still is) contemplating Kili

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  2. Like to talk like no tomorrow. Keep calm with British snob.
    I liked...."struggle without"

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    1. We are in a world where keeping calm has become a snob
      πŸ˜€πŸ˜€

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  4. One kind Other kind
    Is secular Is Blind Bhakt
    Hates Trump/Modi Votes them
    Still listens to audio cassettes What?

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  5. An iPod perhaps ??
    What I mentioned as vinyl vs mp3
    The list can go on and on....

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    1. I still use iPod shuffle daily on my morning walks.

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  6. Great humour
    Some I can think...

    Einstein - vrs others
    Haves vrs havenots
    Cuts the lettuce with knife vrs folds it with knife ( while eating the salad)
    Greta vrs silent watchers
    Today vrs tomorrow

    To continue....

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